Blogger? Me? No Way!

Cartel - “Honestly”

I was sitting here checking out the daily sites I visit. Whether they were my own sites or someone else’s. I noticed that I lead a very boring life. I don’t ever have anything interesting to say and when I do then I don’t know how to put it into words. I start typing but when I go back to read what I have just typed it sounds extremely boring and uninteresting so I just delete the post all together.

I then began to think about why I have a blog(s). I really couldn’t give you, much less myself, an answer to that question. Who wants to read about boring things about how my dog dances to get a treat or how I got bit by an ant and complained all day. By the way, both of those things really did happen today. But I’m sure no one cares. You won’t even know about it because you won’t even read this post.

I guess the reason I don’t think that anyone ever reads anything I have to say is because I really never receive any comments on any of my posts. Unless I am asking a question about something. Even then I don’t get comments sometimes. I guess it doesn’t matter whether I get comments on every single post that I make as long as I write what I feel like writing and I get joy out of doing so.

I guess seeing comments on my posts would make me feel a little better because it would show that someone, anyone, reads my blog. Maybe I should disable comments all together. That way I don’t feel like a lousy, boring blogger. I really don’t think I should even be consider a blogger. I write about nothing. I only wish this blog was more like my Vox blog because over there I have the QotD’s and the Vox Hunt’s to write about every single day.

But over here. NOTHING. Absolutely nothing. My life is boring. Mostly because my town is boring and nothing ever goes on around here to have anything interesting to write about. I guess I could just start writing about anything and everything that I think about. I’m sure it won’t get read but at least I will get some joy out of this blog. If you have read this far then thank you. I’m done ranting. Well, at least for now anyway.




Who Are You Calling A Cootie Queen?

Kelly Clarkson - “Never Again”

Irate Wife: You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!
Husband: What the French toast?
Irate Wife: Did you think I wouldn’t find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?
Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker!
Irate Wife: Pickle you kumquat!
Husband: You’re overreacting.
Irate Wife: No, Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertable into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface!
Mistress: You Hoboken.




Video Problems

The Wreckers - “Rain”

I’ve been wanting to upload a video on my blog for a while now but I can’t seem to figure out how to do it. I’ve seen a lot of people with videos on their blogs so I know that y’all know how to do this. So, can someone please help me with this?!




Help Needed

Death Cab For Cutie - “A Lack Of Color”

Well, I finally figured out how to add Archives and Meta to my sidebar. I’ve been working on it for the past hour or so. I still haven’t figured out how to get About Me and Search over there. I’m hoping to figure it out before today is over with. If any of you know how to get those two things on the sidebar then please let me know. I would really really appreciate it.

[UPDATE] I also need to figure out how to do the random links thing like I see on a lot of pages. I like that. I can’t seem to find anything on how to do it. [/UPDATE]




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