Snow Patrol - “Make Love To Me Forever”

Dear Spammers,

By now you should realize that I have not opened a single spam email in any of my various email accounts. Perhaps this is why you insist on repeatedly sending me copies of the same spam email, and then mass emailing me, trying to overload my inbox. Is it because you wish to break my anti-spam will so that I will read your hideous email’s contents? Or is it because you think your email subject heading is so creative, so innovative, and so hysterical that one absolutely feels compelled to read the email and that I am stranger than the average person because I simply discard the emails?

I fear you are fighting a losing battle. No matter how much spam I get in my emails, I won’t ever open any of them. They will simply go where they belong - in my email’s trash can.

I must say, however, that some of the subject lines are rather amusing. That, however, is for another blog entry.